War with Allergies

This is a formal notice to you, allergens and misery makers, that you have trespassed on our, this blog writer's collective senses, territory and harassed our members without indication of cessation.  We can only understand this to be an invasive act of war.  Therefore, we will take appropriate countermeasures against you and your malicious offenses until you have been driven from our territory or killed outright.  Should you wish to surrender and withdraw your forces from our territory, you must do so immediately.  We have already begun our actions against you and will strengthen our efforts with the new day.  If you choose to stay, you may expect our best and most persistent fighters to face you until you are slain.  No mercy or quarter will be offered.  You will not be victorious.  This is your only warning.